I think this is possibly the second time that i've tried to start a blog, heavy intoxication over the years prevents me from remembering exactly.

I've never considered it important, because i've always felt blogs were A) never read and finally if they are read, only there for a means to fuel the ego of whichever semi-important person (or perhaps important, although you could ask if you were an important person - what you doing writing a blog for? Haven't you more pressing matters to attend to?!) wrote it.

So an acceptable question at this point would be "So why you writing a blog dickhead?". To which i'd like to reply with the answer that every now and again, i will read the blog of someone entirely annomyous and think 'F**kin' hell, that was spot on!'. Recently this happend, and it inspired me to write my own. In the hope that someone as equally ignorant as myself one days reads this and thinks "Hey - that lad was right, french food is overrated".

So there you have it, that's why i've decided to write a blog. If you've read this far you are one of two people, the first of which is someone who has travrsed every page of the internet after finding themselves trapped in some odd time stasis device with nothing other than an AOL subscription and one of them flimsy Acier laptops that you can pickup cheap from PC world. If you are this person, good luck in avoiding insanity and might i recommend reading some of the Wikipedia articles on the Casmir effect, should keep you enteretained for several thousand years. The second type of person whom may be reading this blog, is possibly related to me or knows me personally and i've since directed them here, as such i'd like to apologise to and laugh at you for making you read the four paragraphs of bullshit that i decided to type at work.

Regard

Maasu /